On Friday I used a couple of free passes (thank you, Heather) and took the kids to Sea World, where we met up with some friends. We had a great time. We let the kids play in the Sesame Street area the whole day, taking one break for lunch... where we encountered a bit of drama. ;D
...After we finished our lunch, my friend Sara needed to feed her son, so we let Jaedon and Ashlee play with the birds close by. There was a woman sitting alone a couple tables away. Sara watched as a seagull pearched on a rock behind her and eyed a burger on her table. The bird hopped down, swipped the burger off the table, and pretty much swallowed it whole. The woman did NOTHING. Not a thing! She didn't even flinch!! She didn't even WATCH the bird gulp the burger down... she just kept her nose burried in her map of Sea World. So Sara and I were havin' a chuckle over this bird stealing her food and we figured either she was finished with it and didn't care, or she didn't see it. Meanwhile the kids are having a great time chasing random pigeons around. So then the woman's boyfriend comes back (I assume it was her boyfriend because...let's face it, it's more likely that a dating couple would go to Sea World together than a married couple who does't have any kids...LOL). The guy throws his arms up as if to say "Where the bleep is my food???" Meanwhile me and Sara are giggling a bit... come on it's funny!!! Then the guy procedes to stare down our kids. He looked like he was going to grab them by the ears and give them a lecture! Then he stares ME down! I just laughed and mouthed "our kids didn't take your food!" Then the couple get up and the guy is cussin' about his ruined lunch and we could tell that he was trying to decide whether or not to confront us. So Sara yells out "OUR KIDS DIDN'T TAKE YOUR FOOD!" and he says "Yeah, but they are chasing the birds and that's what caused the bird to take my food!!" We were like... "WHAT??? That bird was waiting to steal that burger! Our kids didn't have ANYTHING to do with it!!! There are signs everywhere that say watch out for the birds!" Then he says "$12.50 burger...GONE!" And Sara goes "go say something!! They'll probably give you a new one!" And as he's starting to walk off he's yelling "No, forget it! Whatever! You ruined my lunch! Have a nice day!"
We were blown away! We didn't even get a chance to say..."WHAT ABOUT YOUR GIRLFRIEND??? IS SHE NOT ACCOUNTABLE FOR JUST SITTING THERE AND DOING NOTHING?" Gimme a break!
Man... you should've seen that bird hork down that burger. We were laughing at the lump in it's throat afterwards. Hilarious.
...but seriously, what a jerk.
...After we finished our lunch, my friend Sara needed to feed her son, so we let Jaedon and Ashlee play with the birds close by. There was a woman sitting alone a couple tables away. Sara watched as a seagull pearched on a rock behind her and eyed a burger on her table. The bird hopped down, swipped the burger off the table, and pretty much swallowed it whole. The woman did NOTHING. Not a thing! She didn't even flinch!! She didn't even WATCH the bird gulp the burger down... she just kept her nose burried in her map of Sea World. So Sara and I were havin' a chuckle over this bird stealing her food and we figured either she was finished with it and didn't care, or she didn't see it. Meanwhile the kids are having a great time chasing random pigeons around. So then the woman's boyfriend comes back (I assume it was her boyfriend because...let's face it, it's more likely that a dating couple would go to Sea World together than a married couple who does't have any kids...LOL). The guy throws his arms up as if to say "Where the bleep is my food???" Meanwhile me and Sara are giggling a bit... come on it's funny!!! Then the guy procedes to stare down our kids. He looked like he was going to grab them by the ears and give them a lecture! Then he stares ME down! I just laughed and mouthed "our kids didn't take your food!" Then the couple get up and the guy is cussin' about his ruined lunch and we could tell that he was trying to decide whether or not to confront us. So Sara yells out "OUR KIDS DIDN'T TAKE YOUR FOOD!" and he says "Yeah, but they are chasing the birds and that's what caused the bird to take my food!!" We were like... "WHAT??? That bird was waiting to steal that burger! Our kids didn't have ANYTHING to do with it!!! There are signs everywhere that say watch out for the birds!" Then he says "$12.50 burger...GONE!" And Sara goes "go say something!! They'll probably give you a new one!" And as he's starting to walk off he's yelling "No, forget it! Whatever! You ruined my lunch! Have a nice day!"
We were blown away! We didn't even get a chance to say..."WHAT ABOUT YOUR GIRLFRIEND??? IS SHE NOT ACCOUNTABLE FOR JUST SITTING THERE AND DOING NOTHING?" Gimme a break!
Man... you should've seen that bird hork down that burger. We were laughing at the lump in it's throat afterwards. Hilarious.
...but seriously, what a jerk.
2 comments:
People are so odd... and yes dating couples would more likely go LOL.
That is HILARIOUS!!!! All I can say is "Dumb A$$"
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